Bloody Sunday

24HourCoffeePeople is a bustling coffee shop on the outskirts of London: this blog shares moments where caffeine isn’t the main event but the people who visit or work there really are.

The usual jostling for the seats by the window was interupted by Fabian slicing his hand while trying to halve a panini. Those wretched sandwiches are the bane of his life. Unusually, Kelv was absent, so it was left to Paulette and I to mop him up and cover his hand with woefully small blue plasters. The panini looked like an eviscerated internal organ, and the recipient was so put off that he declined a replacement and opted for a lemon drizzle muffin with no gory connotations. the male coffeemates are always thrilled when Paulette swings in.

Paulette’s got jet black hair, huge, brown sexy eyes that she rims with black khol and perfectly slender but curvaceous figure with long, lean legs. However, keeping in such fabulous shape requires her, apparantly, to wear the tightest possible yoga leggings that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. On some days you can even see the curl of her pubic hair. The boys are agog. Mad Susan and Kate think ‘someone should have a word’ – I say leave her to it! She’s a recent divorcee and is truly boosted by the unexpected level of male attention and interest in her general fitness regime. Graham is trying to organise a ‘sociable jogging session’ for the two of them around the park, but we feel his intentions are less than honorable.


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